So here I am, Saturday night, and once again ensconced on the couch. BORING, big fat BORING. Hubby is on the other couch, my little dog snuggled up next to him and my other little dog on his armchair.
We’ve got about a gizzillion satellite channels to choose from, and what have we got on, The Mummy part 3, which we’ve seen before…several times. No, I’m lying, hubby has flicked and hovered over a Jean Claude Van Damme movie…no, no he’s flicking again, now we’re watching Angelina trout-pout Jolie in SALT. Good grief, he’s flicked again and now we’ve got some John Cusack movie. Bloody hell, he’s moved again, back to SALT. Give me strength, we’re back to Jean Claude Van Damme.
So what are you all doing tonight? Out to dinner, clubbing, walking on the beach, fancy dress, black tie event?
Whatever it is, I hope you have a wonderful time, and even if you are watching paint dry, you will be happy to know your evening will be far more enjoyable than mine with Jean Claude.

