moving house, see you soon…enjoy a couple of giggles…

Well moving day has arrived, tomorrow infact.  Been a hectic month, dealing with builders and packing, but I still have my hair and not tooooo much of it has turned grey.  So it’s going OK.

Probably won’t be around for a couple of days, so thought I would leave you with a couple of jokes I just received:

A young  Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin  too, but she doesn’t know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs  into bed next to her and tries to be  reassuring.

‘My darring,’ he whispers, ‘I know  dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you  anyting you want, I do anyting – juss anyting you want. You juss ask.  Whatchu want?’ he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he  hopes will impress her..

A thoughtful silence follows and he  waits patiently (and eagerly) for her  request.

She eventually shyly whispers back,  ‘I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls… Numbaa  69.’

More thoughtful silence, this time  from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks  her, ‘You want… Garlic Chicken wif snow  peas?”

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The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?”

 “I’m in love.” the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, “With whom?”

“With you!” he said.

“But Johnny,” she said gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child.”

“Oh, don’t worry,” the boy said reassuringly, “I’ll use a condom!”

Toodles!

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