One wish – might give you a bit of a giggle, did me…

I met a fairy today who granted me just one wish.

“I want to live forever.” I said.

“Sorry”, said the fairy, “but I am not allowed to grant wishes like that.” 

Fine I said, “I want to die when England win the World Cup”.

“You crafty bastard!” said the fairy.

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